Thursday, January 5, 2012

New Beetle gets a sex change?








This is how I've seen the Beetle for the past decade: sort of a mobile gay. Women get away with driving them, but they garner our pity, and if a man gets in a Beetle, well then he's just lopped of his balls and put on a full-body leotard (in nude).

But its looks like my mindset may change. The new Beetle for 2012 has a leaner, meaner, sort of Magnum P.I. hairy-chest thing going. I'd actually drive one, if it weren't for a decade of gayness its predecessor racked up.